Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize
