the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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