worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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