Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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