I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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