My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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