i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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