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As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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