what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
