STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
