I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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