Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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