it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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