ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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