guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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