You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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