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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.

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(325): View more from Texas

i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..

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(408): View more from California

hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

(1-408): View more from California

if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.

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(425): View more from Washington

Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted

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