Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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