I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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