They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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