I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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