His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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