Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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