she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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