JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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