real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
