Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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