I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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