Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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