you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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