Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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