maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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