people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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