Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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