I puked a lego.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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