is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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