names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
