it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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