i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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