even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
