thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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