I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
send nudes
from the living room?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
