I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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