We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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