so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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