he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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