Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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