Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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