He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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