Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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