It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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