just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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