That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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