So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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