can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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