you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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