wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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